And It's Off to the Hospital We Go
Well hasn't this been an interesting few days eh? For the past couple of days i have not been feeling crash hot with vomiting, headaches, dizzyness, pains in my stomach, and just feeling shit in general. So i made my way to my lovely doctor who ran a few simple tests (this is after seeing her for the second time as the first time she couldnt see anything wrong) and still couldnt see anything wrong... except for the fact that i MAY HAVE APPENDICITIS. u know, no big deal or anything!anyways, so i ring up mother dearest and she came all the way from the sunny coast (gotta love mums) to take me up to the good old St Andrews hospital where i had to wait about 4 hours in a horrible, uncomfy bed with this smelly old lady next to me.. eeeeewwwww. during this time i got pushed and prodded by 2 nurses and 1 doctor.. all of who asked me what was wrong and "where does it hurt".. seriously, u'd think a hospital worked effective enough that they could write things down so the poor patient doesnt get asked whats wrong everytime a new doc comes.
Anywho, i finally get a nice doctor who has to be given credit for trying to distract me from the pain in my side by telling awful jokes, little did he realise that everytime i laughed it hurt like crazy!!!! so i finally get moved up into my own room which happened to be the biggest one hahah with a nice view of the city and had to wait there for another 3 hours before i got told that "im sorry, the doctor wont be able to see you till the morning". so there i am sitting there, being told that i couldnt eat or drink, and hadnt eaten since monday night.. and i had to now wait till the morning to see a doc. all i can say is thank goodness for late night big brother!!!!
ok so the surgeon finally comes and is there for about 3 mins pushing my tummy while i am squirming in pain when he decides to give me an ultra sound... i had that with a doctor called DR SPLAT! hehhehehe i found it quite amusing. nothing really showed up on the ultra sound, and my temperature and white blood count were all normal, whcih totally baffed them! but with the pain i was in, obviously something was wrong so my doc transferred me to another hospital that he was operating at that arvo and put me on the end of his list... how scary!
the anethetist explained everything to me then asked " do you have any questions?" and i go "yes, i have two... what time is kick off for origin, and will i be out before the game is over?" hahah everyone in the theatre cracked up hehee. when i woke up i saw that qld had already scored 3 trys.. not cool! to make matters worse i looked down to see 3 slices in my stomach!!!! THEY HAD TAKEN MY APPENDIX OUT AND A CYST ON MY RIGHT OVARIE!!!!!
at the moment im sitting in bed with my laptop, trying hard not to laugh cuz ppl are making me laugh and it hurts dammit! haha i really am in so much pain at the moment.. i didnt think a belly button could hurt this much! how much of a fool i was... but now i have wisened up hehe. well anyways, im about to drift off to sleep so im gonna leave this here. Im one sore panda :(
-peace out-
Kezz xxx
3 Comments:
Aww Kezz
(I know I've been talking to you online a lot about things, but hey why not make a post :p.)
This year really hasn't been a good year for you, but remember your friends are always here for you.
Hurry up and get better cause we're missing you!!! I hope the pain starts to die down in the next couple of days because I can only imagine how bad it is... :( Plus it's really hard work trying not to make you laugh.
Nic xoxox
So, have you found out if you can drink at conference Miss? It won't be the same without a drunk panda...
- BSJess
hahaha so iv been a sad panda, a sore panda and now a drunk panda... i love it!!!
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