Evil Night Nurse
i forgot to mention the horrible "Night Nurse" i had while i was in hospital. *evil eyes to the night nurse* i was itching like crazy from some stupid lotion they made me put on so i asked to change into my own pj's. As hot as the gowns they give you that allow u to flash ur butt to everyone are, my own pjs were a bit more tempting. So the evil night nurse is helping me tangle my shirt around and thru the drip in my arm (she was really rough i might add), then she leaves after telling me that i could have dressed myself. Well excuse me! but pretty sure i cant just unhook my drip to get my shirt on can i! anyway, so she leaves and the light is off so its all dark and i can feel wet-ness next to my arm on the bed.. so i turn on my light and oh look, there is MY BLOOD hapilly flowing outta me and onto the bed. I was like oh shit.. so i ding the little buzzer and the night nurse comes back looking annoyed and im like.. uhhhhhhhh *while holding up my arm which has blood dripping out of my drip* . To which she replied in a huff "oh if u werent so rough with it and stop fidgeting it woudlnt do that.. now i have to change the bed". ummm helllo lady... MY BLOOD IS POURING OUT OF ME AND YOUR WORRIED ABOUT CHANGING A FEW SHEETS AND SAYING ITS MY FAULT!so in the end she changed my sheets, and plugged me up again (thank goodness not in that order) and walked out in a huff. geez, i guess night nurse needs to think about another job.. cuz u know, being a nurse u dont wanna be helping people or being nice to gurls who have just had a double operation for the first time and need love and affection, preferably with their blood NOT running out of their body thru a drip..
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